THE GREEN RUSSIAN

I'm going to Denver in May and no doubt I will be having a few Moscow Mules with Steveo!  I am also taking the Assassin with me as well!  I'm sure he'll have to take blood thinners to manage his raging boner when we hit micro-brew after micro-brew in our ongoing quest to make our livers earn their keep!  But I have something up my sleeve for Steveo!  It's only fitting that I introduce a new drink to him since he popped my cherry on the Moscow Mule.

This little baby to the right is The Green Russian!  Haven't heard of it?  Well I have.  It was in an episode of season 2 of Archer on FX and I've been jones'n to try it!  But be careful, like really careful with these.  The Green Russian recipe is as follows:

2 oz. absinthe

2 oz. vodka

1 oz. creme de menthe

2 oz. of milk (whole milk if you're obese)

Now I'm not talking about the weak ass absinthe here in the states, I'm talking about using the real deal shit like Steveo and I had in Prague.  For the record that shit was strong and those crazy Czecs don't cut their shit with water either.  I'm half tempted to see how many of these Steveo and I can drink while the Assassin looks on in horror.  I'm pretty sure we could get silly drunk, maybe even Pirate Silly Drunk.  What's Pirate Silly Drunk you ask? Pirate Silly Drunk is when you wake up naked in a rest area bathroom with 2 D batteries duck taped together stuck up your ass, with your dick covered in pancake batter and a note and number from that hot as fuck tattooed girl stapled to your chest saying "call me, you're a freak"!  That's Pirate Silly Drunk!  Not that I have EVER been that drunk or that has EVER happened to me!